5-Sauce Starter Pack
The full hot sauce lineup. Five bottles, one bad decision, zero weak sauce.
The underground order page for sauce drops, sampler packs, spicy jars, sticker add-ons, merch bundles, and whatever else comes out of the Fay-Town heat lab this week.
These are not “products available.” These are drops. When the batch is gone, it is gone until the next cook. Request what you want and get on the list.
The full hot sauce lineup. Five bottles, one bad decision, zero weak sauce.
The balanced signature bottle. Sweet heat, bold flavor, everyday chaos.
Extreme heat. Not responsible for tears. Built for people who ignore warnings.
Deep red habanero flavor for tacos, eggs, burgers, wings, and grill nights.
Zesty, tangy, built for burgers, sandwiches, fries, and late-night decisions.
Garlic habanero. Creamy, smoky, bold, addictive, and built for menus.
Pickled chaos in a jar. Sweet heat crunch. Snack at your own risk.
Die-cut sauce cult stickers for coolers, laptops, bumpers, toolboxes, and bad ideas.
Hats, shirts, koozies, aprons, patches, and local-legend gear.
Fill out the request below. Replace the form action with your Formspree URL when ready. Until then, the page still looks and feels like a real ordering flow.
Request sauces, sampler packs, jars, merch, sticker add-ons, or wholesale. Local pickup and NWA delivery can be confirmed after the request comes through.
Stickers, fake sponsor posters, market drops, sauce chaos, grill smoke, local events, and the stuff that makes Fay-Town Hottie feel like a real local legend.
Skate-style die-cut sauce stickers built for laptops, coolers, toolboxes, bumpers, and bad decisions.
Official Sauce of Bad Decisions. Fuel for Backyard Violence. Powered by Arkansas Heat.
Hats, shirts, aprons, koozies, patches, and the gear that makes the brand feel bigger than sauce.
Food trucks, bars, delis, taco shops, burger joints, wing spots, and local shops can request restaurant bottles, small wholesale batches, or collab drops.
Use the supply request form and choose wholesale / restaurant inquiry. Include your business name, location, and what kind of heat you want on the menu.
Start Wholesale RequestDark, gritty, local-legend gear with hot sauce attitude. Trucker hats, black shirts, work shirts, aprons, koozies, patches, and sticker packs.
Want a hat, shirt, apron, koozie, sticker pack, or full chaos bundle? Select merch in the order form and get on the drop list.
Request Merch